Tomorrow, I'm off to the Dominican Republic with HHI. Although I couldn't be more excited to get the show on the road, packing is a complete nightmare. My room looks like eight tornadoes and two hurricanes and maybe a rabid raccoon worked their way through it. In short, it's a disaster zone. I only have a small backpack in which to haul all of my belongings, so I have to make sure what I pack really counts. But I have a lot of t-shirts; I've been proudly cultivating this collection since the seventh grade, and I'm a pack rat who doesn't let go of things easily. It's been a challenge to figure out which shirts will make the cut, but some edits have been easier to make in my wardrobe than others. Take this shirt --
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| This one screams, "Come at me, bro! I'm an American!" Great for the 4th of July. Not so great for engendering goodwill in foreign lands. |
After the break are some more t-shirts that - although hilarious and ironic and appropriate here in the U.S. - are entirely inappropriate once taken out of the American context.